So, my flatmates and I have a couple of ongoing problems with our neighbors. One is that every time we come home and they are also home, the open their door to come out and look at us open our door. The other is that at least one of them pukes every day. Why such a problem you ask? Well, our neighbors appear to be about 40-something frat boy men, which, to begin with, is an oxymoron. Not what I want to be stared at by everyday. And, dude, what is with the puking?! At that age I find it hard to believe that you are getting so so wasted everyday that you puke. We have come up with a new theory that one or all of them are bulimic. Their bathrooms back right up to ours and the windows don't close, so you can hear absolutely everything.
And, I think there is a dance studio upstairs.
But, we can't do anything about it. We don't speak their language, we have no clue who these people are, nor do we have an RA to say, "Hey, please quiet down on the puking front." This is real life. So, for those of you at home, be thankful you have RA's sometimes, or that even though you don't like your neighbors, you at least know them a little bit.
A few ideas from your Twin.
ReplyDeleteJust come home covered in blood one night.
Or play Nickleback at exactly 3 in the morning every night for a month.
Or both.
Either way, they'll stop wanting to hang out with you.
It's either that, or post a fake "Eviction" sign on their door.
When they open their door scream Trick or Treat as loud as you can every time they do it.
Post a note saying you're a Jehovah's Witness?
Bet they never open their door again.
as I often like to say, "is this real life?!?"
ReplyDeletemiss you, brookie boo <3
nickleback sounds like a good choice. otherwise i would definitely do the jehovah's witnesses deal, but i don't think they do that here haha. miss you twinny
ReplyDeleteleah-that is how i feel every time i hear the chicago soundtrack playing in the dance studio above my flat.